The Adventurous Artist

The Adventurous Artist searched for a big sponge that they sometimes hug. This is certainly a fairly original exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who felt it would be out of this world. Strangely, a big sponge is the item to select.

The Adventurous Artist wanted a melon that they liked to put up their bum. One might consider this to be an unusual suggestion, to some, but not to the Artist, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a melon being the thing opted for.

The Adventurous Artist wanted a hat that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would be a fairly odd action, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a hat being the thing selected.

The Adventurous Artist searched for a radiator that they would sometimes share. It should be an extraordinary thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who feels that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.

The Adventurous Artist always had with them a sword that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to many, but not to the Artist, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword being the thing selected.

The Adventurous Artist desired a pint of beer to sleep with. This seems a fairly bizarre approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who felt it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer being the thing selected.