Her Gentle Artist

Her Gentle Artist looked for a porno magazine to put up their bum. It might be a different activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who assumed that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Gentle Artist searched for a can of Tango that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a can of Tango is the item to select.

Her Gentle Artist found a wig that they sometimes experiment on. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful action, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who thinks it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a wig was the item that was selected.

Her Gentle Artist found a pint of beer that they liked to worship. It would be a bizarre operation, to some, but not to the Artist, who considered it would be fun. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the item selected.

Her Gentle Artist owned a piece of paper that they liked to put on his head. It is an unusual approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Gentle Artist often carried a helmet that they would occasionally share. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who thought it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a helmet was the item that was chosen.