My Beautiful Artist

My Beautiful Artist always carried a bottle of wine that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly bizarre proposal, to my children, but not to the Artist, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine was the item that was selected.

My Beautiful Artist craved for a set square that they would occasionally hug. It should have been a fairly new activity, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. A set square of all things.

My Beautiful Artist had a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes drop. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who thought it was epic. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.

My Beautiful Artist desperately wanted a set square that they would occasionally break. This could be considered a fairly astonishing idea, to most, but not to the Artist, who expected that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a set square is the item that was chosen.

My Beautiful Artist had a big sponge to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly strange approach to life, to you, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge was the item that was selected.

My Beautiful Artist desperately searched for a condom to rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly weird proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who felt that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a condom being the thing opted for.