The Retarded Artist

The Retarded Artist needed a Harry Potter wand that they liked to throw. It might have been a fairly unusual action, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen thing.

The Retarded Artist always had with them a bag of poop to drop. One might say this is an astonishing undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

The Retarded Artist owned a set of lego that they would often throw. It was an astonishing suggestion, to many, but not to the Artist, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a set of lego is the thing that was chosen.

The Retarded Artist wanted a computer that they would occasionally share. It should have been a fairly astonishing approach to life, to some, but not to the Artist, who felt that this idea is fun. Honestly, a computer would be the item that was selected.

The Retarded Artist owned a bottle of wine that they would cuddle. This seems a fairly odd operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who thought it would be amazing. A bottle of wine would be the item that was opted for.

The Retarded Artist searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally drop. This is certainly a surprising thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.