The Yellow Artist

The Yellow Artist always carried a big sponge that they liked to put up their bum. This seems a fairly original exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who thinks it was magnificent. Strangely, a big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

The Yellow Artist wanted a bottle of wine that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is a somewhat surprising action, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who feels that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.

The Yellow Artist searched for a CD player that they would sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a fairly bizarre action, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a CD player of all things.

The Yellow Artist craved for a set of lego that they would often cuddle. It should have been a fairly funny activity, to many, but not to the Artist, who thought that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a set of lego is the thing to select.

The Yellow Artist desperately craved for a set square that they liked to put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly odd action, to me, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a set square was the thing that was selected.

The Yellow Artist desperately searched for a sponge that they sometimes experiment on. It is considered to be a surprising suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who thinks it was epic. Strangely, a sponge being the chosen item.