Scary Artist

Scary Artist searched for a custard pie that they liked to break. It would have been an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who felt it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a custard pie was the chosen thing.

Scary Artist craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would often put in the bath with him. It was a fairly funny thought, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand of all things.

Scary Artist desperately needed a ball that they liked to hug. One might find this to be a new thought, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who thought it was simply life. Who would have thought, a ball is the thing to choose.

Scary Artist craved for a lava lamp that they sometimes drop. It is considered to be a fairly original undertaking, to some, but not to the Artist, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

Scary Artist desperately craved for a crown that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a bizarre thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a crown would be the item that was chosen.

Scary Artist owned a pint of cider to play with. It should have been a different thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.