His Lovely Baboon

His Lovely Baboon desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.

His Lovely Baboon often carried a sponge that they liked to sleep with. It should be a weird operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

His Lovely Baboon desperately searched for a teapot that they sometimes experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly surprising operation, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot being the chosen thing.

His Lovely Baboon owned a melon that they would occasionally break. This seems a new action, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a melon would be the item that was opted for.

His Lovely Baboon found a stretchman to cuddle. One might find this to be an exciting undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who expected it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

His Lovely Baboon desired a can of Tango that they would often hug. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it was fun. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.