The Square Baboon

The Square Baboon found a teapot that they would sometimes cuddle. This is certainly a fairly bizarre operation, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a teapot was the thing that was opted for.

The Square Baboon had a magic 8 ball that they would often throw. It might have been a fairly strange exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.

The Square Baboon desired a block of cheese that they sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a strange thought, to some, but not to the Baboon, who thought it was wonderous. Strangely, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.

The Square Baboon often carried a sponge that they would eat. It should be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who thought that this idea was epic. A sponge of all things.

The Square Baboon always carried a CD player that they sometimes embrace. It is a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

The Square Baboon needed a spade that they would sometimes embrace. This seems a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a spade being the chosen thing.