A Talented Baboon

A Talented Baboon owned a piece of paper that they sometimes eat. One might find this to be a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper being the chosen item.

A Talented Baboon had a porno magazine that they would sometimes play with. One might find this to be a fairly original suggestion, to you, but not to the Baboon, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. A porno magazine being the item selected.

A Talented Baboon desired a helmet that they would sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a fairly strange action, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet would be the chosen thing.

A Talented Baboon desperately craved for a stretchman that they would break. This might appear to be a funny action, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it was stunning. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the thing to select.

A Talented Baboon always had with them a little monkey to annihilate It should be a fairly weird operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a little monkey was the chosen thing.

A Talented Baboon owned a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally smash. This seems to be a strange undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the item to opt for.