Troubled Baboon

Troubled Baboon owned a bottle of beer that they sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered a weird operation, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

Troubled Baboon desperately wanted a stretchman to drop. This might appear to be an exciting activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a stretchman was the item that was selected.

Troubled Baboon desperately craved for a spade that they would occasionally put up their bum. This could be considered an astonishing thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a spade being the thing selected.

Troubled Baboon looked for a cheese grater that they would sometimes annihilate It might be a bizarre proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the chosen item.

Troubled Baboon searched for a bat that they liked to embrace. It is a different activity, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat is the item to choose.

Troubled Baboon always had with them a bag of flour that they liked to demolish. One might say this is a fairly odd action, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bag of flour was the item that was chosen.