Boring Baboon

Boring Baboon desperately desired a mug that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems a fairly unusual thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a mug was the item that was chosen.

Boring Baboon looked for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes drop. It was considered to be a fairly original action, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a magic 8 ball being the thing selected.

Boring Baboon desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would sometimes demolish. It would be a peculiar activity, to many, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea was simply life. A bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.

Boring Baboon craved for a crown that they liked to share. This seems to be an unusual operation, to me, but not to the Baboon, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a crown is the thing to select.

Boring Baboon desperately looked for a helmet that they liked to put up their bum. This seems a fairly new thing to do, to many, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a helmet being the chosen thing.

Boring Baboon craved for a sword to annihilate One might say this is a fairly unusual thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a sword being the thing selected.