His Troubled Baboon

His Troubled Baboon desperately craved for a cup that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might be an unusual exercise, to you, but not to the Baboon, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a cup would be the item that was selected.

His Troubled Baboon craved for a pint of beer that they sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered a strange activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

His Troubled Baboon always had with them a pint of cider that they would sit and look at. It might have been a fairly surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. A pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

His Troubled Baboon wanted a bottle of beer that they would sometimes share. It should have been a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea was fun. Strangely, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.

His Troubled Baboon always had with them a mug that they would sometimes demolish. It should be a fairly strange thing to do, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a mug of all things.

His Troubled Baboon always carried a bat that they would put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly peculiar idea, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who considered that this idea is entertaining. A bat would be the thing that was selected.