Her Dodgy Baboon

Her Dodgy Baboon desired a helmet that they would occasionally eat. It might have been a weird action, to me, but not to the Baboon, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. A helmet being the thing selected.

Her Dodgy Baboon desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would occasionally throw. One might find this to be a peculiar undertaking, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who thought that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

Her Dodgy Baboon desperately searched for a lava lamp to play with. It was a surprising suggestion, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.

Her Dodgy Baboon searched for a ball that they would often demolish. One might say this is a bizarre undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a ball is the thing to opt for.

Her Dodgy Baboon craved for a cup that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly strange thought, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who considered it was magnificent. Strangely, a cup would be the item that was opted for.

Her Dodgy Baboon desperately desired a cucumber that they would often put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a weird proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.