The Hungry Baboon

The Hungry Baboon needed a sponge to throw. It was a strange thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who thought it was miraculous. Remarkably, a sponge being the thing selected.

The Hungry Baboon always carried a teapot that they would sit and look at. It would be a fairly unusual proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

The Hungry Baboon carried a painting of a melon that they liked to insert somewhere. It should be a fairly bizarre exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.

The Hungry Baboon desperately craved for a can of Tango that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly strange undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who feels that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

The Hungry Baboon looked for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a fairly new undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was chosen.

The Hungry Baboon desperately needed a toilet brush that they would sometimes sleep with. It would be a funny action, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a toilet brush was the thing that was selected.