A Chinese Baboon

A Chinese Baboon owned a bat that they would occasionally sleep with. It should have been a fairly odd activity, to you, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a bat was the item that was opted for.

A Chinese Baboon owned a piece of paper to worship. It was an original approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper having that done to it

A Chinese Baboon desperately looked for a crown that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to you, but not to the Baboon, who expected it was exciting. A crown is the item to opt for.

A Chinese Baboon desperately looked for a helmet that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who thought it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a helmet is the thing that was chosen.

A Chinese Baboon often carried a piece of paper that they would often drop. It should be an odd operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a piece of paper being the thing selected.

A Chinese Baboon desperately looked for a condom that they would experiment on. One might find this to be a peculiar thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a condom was the item that was selected.