The Special Baboon

The Special Baboon desperately looked for a custard pie to sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly weird activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who thought it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the chosen thing.

The Special Baboon often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly new action, to most, but not to the Baboon, who thinks it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing opted for.

The Special Baboon wanted a lava lamp that they liked to throw. This seems a fairly unusual activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who considered that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a lava lamp being the thing selected.

The Special Baboon carried a big sponge that they liked to put on his head. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a big sponge would be the thing that was selected.

The Special Baboon needed a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be an odd action, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was chosen.

The Special Baboon desperately craved for a CD player to smash. One might consider this to be a different exercise, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was magnificent. A CD player is the item to select.