My Bewildered Baboon

My Bewildered Baboon found a can of Tango that they liked to throw. It should be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who considered it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

My Bewildered Baboon searched for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been an astonishing idea, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the chosen thing.

My Bewildered Baboon desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be an original action, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

My Bewildered Baboon wanted a radiator that they would occasionally put on his head. It is considered to be a funny activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who felt that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a radiator was the item that was opted for.

My Bewildered Baboon always carried a rubber chicken that they liked to play with. It is a fairly different thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it was simply life. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.

My Bewildered Baboon needed a cup that they would worship. It would have been a fairly weird idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who feels it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup would be the thing that was selected.