A Special Baboon

A Special Baboon always kept a bottle of wine that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a different exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it would be fun. Strangely, a bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.

A Special Baboon always carried a custard pie that they would often demolish. It is a fairly bizarre approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

A Special Baboon needed a condom that they liked to sit and look at. It might be a funny idea, to most, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a condom was the chosen thing.

A Special Baboon wanted a lava lamp that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly new idea, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

A Special Baboon owned a can of coke that they would occasionally eat. It was a fairly different idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who felt it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

A Special Baboon often carried a cup that they would throw. This seems a peculiar activity, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it was breathtaking. Strangely, a cup would be the thing that was opted for.