Retarded Baboon

Retarded Baboon desperately searched for a ball that they would occasionally break. This might appear to be a fairly weird activity, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a ball was the thing that was selected.

Retarded Baboon desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they sometimes cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly unusual proposal, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the item to select.

Retarded Baboon desperately wanted a condom that they would occasionally sleep with. It is a surprising exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who thought it was awe-inspring. A condom was the item that was opted for.

Retarded Baboon carried a magic 8 ball that they liked to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball is the item that was chosen.

Retarded Baboon had a stretchman to share. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it would be exciting. Remarkably, a stretchman is the item to opt for.

Retarded Baboon desperately searched for a wig that they would often sit and look at. It might be a somewhat surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who expected that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the item that was chosen.