The Exceptional Baboon

The Exceptional Baboon always carried a bottle of wine that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.

The Exceptional Baboon desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly funny exercise, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who thought it would be sublime. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the thing that was selected.

The Exceptional Baboon always carried a vibrator to play with. It would have been a fairly astonishing action, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who considered it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the item that was chosen.

The Exceptional Baboon carried a ball that they would embrace. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a ball is the thing that was chosen.

The Exceptional Baboon looked for a pint of cider that they would hug. It should have been a fairly weird proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who considered that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

The Exceptional Baboon found a rubber chicken that they would often try to balance on their head. It should have been a funny activity, to most, but not to the Baboon, who feels it was sublime. Remarkably, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.