Ugly Baboon

Ugly Baboon looked for a custard pie that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a new idea, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who expected that the idea was out of this world. A custard pie is the item that was chosen.

Ugly Baboon desperately desired a piece of paper that they would hug. One might consider this to be an astonishing exercise, to you, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a piece of paper being the item opted for.

Ugly Baboon desperately wanted a custard pie that they would try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly strange thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who felt it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the item that was selected.

Ugly Baboon searched for a ball that they would often experiment on. It was an astonishing approach to life, to most, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a ball would be the item that was selected.

Ugly Baboon always kept a block of cheese that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly weird operation, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the item to choose.

Ugly Baboon desired a stretchman that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems to be a new action, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.