The Little Baboon

The Little Baboon found a big sponge that they sometimes eat. One might find this to be a strange operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a big sponge was the item that was opted for.

The Little Baboon desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would sometimes throw. This seems to be a different approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

The Little Baboon desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would often put in the bath with him. It is considered to be an astonishing operation, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

The Little Baboon always carried a porno magazine that they sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be an original thought, to some, but not to the Baboon, who thought that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the thing to select.

The Little Baboon owned a bag of flour that they would sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who thought it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour was the chosen item.

The Little Baboon searched for a spade that they would sometimes embrace. It might have been an astonishing proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it would be simply life. Honestly, a spade having that done to it