My Anxious Baboon

My Anxious Baboon desperately wanted a spade that they would smash. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to many, but not to the Baboon, who thinks it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a spade is the item to opt for.

My Anxious Baboon had a rubber johnny that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly unusual operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

My Anxious Baboon searched for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly original operation, to most, but not to the Baboon, who felt that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

My Anxious Baboon craved for a stretchman that they liked to experiment on. One might say this is a fairly strange activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.

My Anxious Baboon craved for a CD player that they would try to balance on their head. It would be a new approach to life, to most, but not to the Baboon, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a CD player having that done to it

My Anxious Baboon owned a bag of poop that they would often worship. It was a surprising proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.