His Crypting Baboon

His Crypting Baboon looked for a sack of potatoes that they would often put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly strange operation, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who felt that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

His Crypting Baboon often carried a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put up their bum. It should be a fairly astonishing activity, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who thought it was breathtaking. Honestly, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

His Crypting Baboon found a bag of flour that they would worship. It is a bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who feels it was sublime. Bizarrely, a bag of flour would be the item chosen.

His Crypting Baboon wanted a cucumber that they liked to drop. It is considered to be a peculiar idea, to many, but not to the Baboon, who felt that the idea was epic. A cucumber is the item to opt for.

His Crypting Baboon desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is considered to be a bizarre proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

His Crypting Baboon always carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly weird thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.