Their Dodgy Baboon

Their Dodgy Baboon desperately looked for a big sponge that they would sometimes embrace. It is considered to be a fairly odd approach to life, to many, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea is sublime. A big sponge would be the thing that was selected.

Their Dodgy Baboon always had with them a pint of cider that they would often put in the bath with him. It might be an original idea, to you, but not to the Baboon, who expected that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

Their Dodgy Baboon looked for a piece of paper that they would often drop. It is an original idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who expected that the idea was wonderous. A piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.

Their Dodgy Baboon desperately needed a lava lamp to cuddle. One might say this is a funny exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. A lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

Their Dodgy Baboon found a can of Tango that they would put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly weird undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who expected it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

Their Dodgy Baboon had a block of cheese that they would often demolish. It is considered to be an odd undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.