The Special Baboon

The Special Baboon desired a sword that they sometimes demolish. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the chosen item.

The Special Baboon owned a stretchman that they sometimes worship. This is certainly an original activity, to most, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman being the item opted for.

The Special Baboon always kept a bottle of beer that they would often put on his head. One might consider this to be an exciting exercise, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.

The Special Baboon often carried a bag of poop that they would often throw. This seems to be a different approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

The Special Baboon needed a bottle of wine to annihilate It would have been a fairly exciting approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. A bottle of wine being the thing opted for.

The Special Baboon always kept a crown that they would play with. It might be a fairly surprising activity, to me, but not to the Baboon, who expected it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a crown is the item to choose.