The Cheerful Baboon

The Cheerful Baboon always had with them a stretchman that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been a strange idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

The Cheerful Baboon carried a condom that they would often put in the bath with him. It was a strange thought, to many, but not to the Baboon, who expected that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom being the chosen item.

The Cheerful Baboon desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would rub on his belly. One might consider this to be an original thought, to many, but not to the Baboon, who felt that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the item that was opted for.

The Cheerful Baboon desperately searched for a cucumber that they would put in the bath with him. One might say this is a weird and wonderful suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a cucumber is the thing to opt for.

The Cheerful Baboon desperately craved for a set of lego that they would occasionally sleep with. It is a different thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego having that done to it

The Cheerful Baboon desired a rubber chicken to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be an original idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.