His Bewildered Baboon

His Bewildered Baboon looked for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Baboon, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

His Bewildered Baboon found a sword that they liked to play with. It should have been an unusual thought, to most, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a sword being the thing opted for.

His Bewildered Baboon desperately wanted a piece of paper to put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly strange operation, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

His Bewildered Baboon wanted a pint of beer that they sometimes throw. One might say this is a new action, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

His Bewildered Baboon always kept a porno magazine that they would occasionally hug. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that the idea was fun. Honestly, a porno magazine being the chosen item.

His Bewildered Baboon wanted a custard pie that they would occasionally play with. It would have been a fairly unusual thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who expected that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the chosen thing.