The Crypting Baboon

The Crypting Baboon always had with them a crown that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to many, but not to the Baboon, who thought that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a crown would be the item that was opted for.

The Crypting Baboon desperately needed a CD player that they sometimes eat. It might have been a weird and wonderful thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who thought it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player having that done to it

The Crypting Baboon always kept a magic 8 ball to experiment on. It might be a different proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who expected that this idea was fun. A magic 8 ball would be the thing that was opted for.

The Crypting Baboon always kept a mug that they would often try to balance on their head. It would have been an odd suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who expected it would be amazing. A mug is the item to select.

The Crypting Baboon desired a set square that they would occasionally sleep with. This is certainly an extraordinary approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square was the thing that was opted for.

The Crypting Baboon always carried a can of coke that they sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly different approach to life, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who felt that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a can of coke having that done to it