A Horny Baboon

A Horny Baboon desired a bag of flour that they would occasionally put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly exciting operation, to me, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. A bag of flour was the thing that was opted for.

A Horny Baboon needed a hat to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a weird activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a hat was the item that was selected.

A Horny Baboon searched for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly different idea, to many, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

A Horny Baboon owned a pint of cider that they would eat. It would have been a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

A Horny Baboon often carried a bottle of coke to play with. It should be a fairly new approach to life, to most, but not to the Baboon, who thought it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.

A Horny Baboon needed a cheese grater that they sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be an exciting idea, to most, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the chosen thing.