The Angry Baboon

The Angry Baboon always carried a crown that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is a new thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who feels it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown would be the item chosen.

The Angry Baboon desperately searched for a custard pie that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a somewhat surprising operation, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

The Angry Baboon carried a can of coke that they liked to cuddle. It should be an exciting suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who thought it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the item opted for.

The Angry Baboon always carried a set of lego to share. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a set of lego was the thing that was opted for.

The Angry Baboon always carried a hat that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a strange action, to some, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a hat was the chosen thing.

The Angry Baboon had a can of coke to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a new action, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a can of coke is the item to select.