His Beautiful Baboon

His Beautiful Baboon searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would try to nail to the wall. It is a strange exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that the idea was fun. A can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.

His Beautiful Baboon desired a rubber chicken that they would occasionally break. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. A rubber chicken would be the item chosen.

His Beautiful Baboon desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they liked to hug. This might appear to be an unusual exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.

His Beautiful Baboon looked for a vibrator that they would rub on his belly. It would have been an unusual approach to life, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who felt that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a vibrator was the chosen thing.

His Beautiful Baboon desperately needed a bat that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly surprising idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a bat being the item opted for.

His Beautiful Baboon craved for a piece of paper that they would often drop. One might say this is an extraordinary suggestion, to some, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.