A Ugly Baboon

A Ugly Baboon wanted a block of cheese that they would often sit and look at. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising activity, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who thought that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the item to choose.

A Ugly Baboon desperately wanted a vibrator that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly unusual idea, to many, but not to the Baboon, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

A Ugly Baboon desperately craved for a melon that they sometimes hug. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar operation, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

A Ugly Baboon desired a melon to insert somewhere. This seems to be a funny thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who expected that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a melon would be the thing that was selected.

A Ugly Baboon wanted a pint of beer that they would occasionally play with. This is certainly a surprising undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who felt it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

A Ugly Baboon needed a Harry Potter wand that they would often smash. It is considered to be a curious action, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it was magnificent. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.