My Colourful Baboon

My Colourful Baboon desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they sometimes drop. It might be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a painting of a melon is the thing to opt for.

My Colourful Baboon often carried a rubber johnny that they would sometimes throw. It might be a fairly original proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

My Colourful Baboon always had with them a bottle of coke that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is a surprising exercise, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke of all things.

My Colourful Baboon looked for a bottle of beer to put up their bum. This could be considered a curious undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.

My Colourful Baboon always had with them a cucumber that they would share. It should have been a funny exercise, to many, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a cucumber was the chosen thing.

My Colourful Baboon looked for a cucumber that they would play with. It would have been a fairly odd exercise, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who feels it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a cucumber being the item selected.