The Crypting Baboon

The Crypting Baboon owned a sword that they would often smash. It should have been an unusual exercise, to me, but not to the Baboon, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a sword was the item that was chosen.

The Crypting Baboon often carried a stapler that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who felt that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler being the chosen thing.

The Crypting Baboon desired a sack of potatoes that they liked to embrace. It should be a fairly different exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who feels it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.

The Crypting Baboon always had with them a condom that they liked to eat. It would have been a fairly weird proposal, to me, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a condom is the thing to select.

The Crypting Baboon desperately desired a bag of flour that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems a somewhat surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Baboon, who expected that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour would be the chosen thing.

The Crypting Baboon craved for a lava lamp to sit and look at. It was considered to be an unusual activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a lava lamp was the chosen item.