The Square Baboon

The Square Baboon desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would often smash. It might be a fairly weird activity, to me, but not to the Baboon, who expected it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.

The Square Baboon owned a can of coke that they would often insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly curious approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke is the thing to choose.

The Square Baboon had a CD player that they would often put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly exciting idea, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it was magnificent. A CD player was the thing that was opted for.

The Square Baboon found a teapot that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a funny activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who felt that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the chosen thing.

The Square Baboon wanted a radiator that they would often eat. It would have been an odd exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a radiator is the thing to select.

The Square Baboon needed a rubber chicken that they would smash. It was a fairly surprising operation, to most, but not to the Baboon, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.