A Curious Baboon

A Curious Baboon always carried a lava lamp that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

A Curious Baboon needed a can of Tango that they would demolish. It was a fairly original undertaking, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it was epic. A can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

A Curious Baboon desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they liked to sleep with. It should have been a peculiar thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who thought that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

A Curious Baboon found a teapot that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would be a fairly extraordinary activity, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a teapot was the thing that was opted for.

A Curious Baboon desperately desired a porno magazine that they would worship. This seems a fairly curious thing to do, to many, but not to the Baboon, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. A porno magazine is the item to choose.

A Curious Baboon always carried a condom that they would put on his head. This is certainly a surprising undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a condom was the item that was selected.