Her Scary Baboon

Her Scary Baboon desperately wanted a cup to drop. It might have been a fairly exciting thing to do, to most, but not to the Baboon, who thought it would be spectacular. Honestly, a cup is the thing to opt for.

Her Scary Baboon desperately needed a set of lego that they would sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who feels it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego was the thing that was chosen.

Her Scary Baboon desperately searched for a CD player that they would sometimes share. This seems a fairly odd activity, to many, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a CD player would be the thing that was selected.

Her Scary Baboon searched for a pint of beer that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a peculiar thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. A pint of beer being the item selected.

Her Scary Baboon always had with them a dildo that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered an astonishing thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a dildo having that done to it

Her Scary Baboon always had with them a little monkey that they liked to eat. One might find this to be a fairly strange activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who considered that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a little monkey being the item selected.