A Beautiful Baboon

A Beautiful Baboon always kept a tomato that they liked to put down their trousers. This could be considered a strange thought, to many, but not to the Baboon, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a tomato would be the item that was selected.

A Beautiful Baboon carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally experiment on. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to some, but not to the Baboon, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

A Beautiful Baboon searched for a teapot that they would sometimes play with. This might appear to be a different approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot would be the item that was selected.

A Beautiful Baboon needed a magic 8 ball that they would experiment on. One might find this to be a different undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the thing selected.

A Beautiful Baboon desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would sit and look at. One might say this is an exciting undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.

A Beautiful Baboon looked for a porno magazine that they would occasionally experiment on. It was a funny activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a porno magazine was the item that was chosen.