His Bewildered Baboon

His Bewildered Baboon found a wig that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be an extraordinary operation, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the item that was selected.

His Bewildered Baboon looked for a bag of flour that they would often try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly new thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour would be the item that was opted for.

His Bewildered Baboon searched for a lava lamp to rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly curious action, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

His Bewildered Baboon desperately searched for a ball that they sometimes demolish. This is certainly a surprising thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a ball is the item that was chosen.

His Bewildered Baboon always had with them a dildo that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might be a fairly odd exercise, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the item to choose.

His Bewildered Baboon desperately looked for a helmet that they liked to hug. It should have been a fairly odd exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet was the thing that was selected.