The Beautiful Baboon

The Beautiful Baboon had a ball that they sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who thought it was miraculous. A ball having that done to it

The Beautiful Baboon always kept a porno magazine that they sometimes eat. This seems a different action, to many, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.

The Beautiful Baboon desperately desired a dildo that they would occasionally demolish. It might be a different activity, to you, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it would be wonderous. Strangely, a dildo was the thing that was chosen.

The Beautiful Baboon needed a sponge that they liked to demolish. It is considered to be a weird exercise, to me, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea was fun. Honestly, a sponge was the item that was chosen.

The Beautiful Baboon found a lava lamp that they would sometimes play with. It was a fairly strange thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. A lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

The Beautiful Baboon owned a spade that they liked to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a strange idea, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who felt it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a spade would be the thing that was selected.