Her Confused Baboon

Her Confused Baboon carried a condom to eat. It would have been an original idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

Her Confused Baboon desperately searched for a condom that they would sometimes play with. This seems a fairly bizarre idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who felt it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the item that was selected.

Her Confused Baboon desperately desired a piece of paper that they liked to annihilate One might consider this to be a funny action, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper is the item to opt for.

Her Confused Baboon desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered an exciting thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

Her Confused Baboon desperately searched for a teapot that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly extraordinary operation, to me, but not to the Baboon, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a teapot is the thing to choose.

Her Confused Baboon always had with them a dildo that they liked to put down their trousers. It should be a new approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who thought it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo being the thing selected.