My Boring Baboon

My Boring Baboon found a bottle of beer that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly unusual operation, to most, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a bottle of beer having that done to it

My Boring Baboon found a bat that they would rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. A bat is the item to select.

My Boring Baboon owned a melon that they would often sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly unusual action, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who thought it was wonderful. Remarkably, a melon would be the item that was chosen.

My Boring Baboon had a pint of cider that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be an original idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

My Boring Baboon desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would often hug. One might find this to be an unusual operation, to many, but not to the Baboon, who considered that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

My Boring Baboon searched for a block of cheese that they would often drop. One might find this to be a peculiar suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a block of cheese is the item to choose.