Their Magical Baboon

Their Magical Baboon often carried a cheese grater that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

Their Magical Baboon desperately wanted a spade that they liked to hug. It might be a funny approach to life, to me, but not to the Baboon, who expected that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a spade was the thing that was opted for.

Their Magical Baboon desperately wanted a vibrator that they would sometimes embrace. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre operation, to you, but not to the Baboon, who expected it was awesome. A vibrator being the thing selected.

Their Magical Baboon always carried a bottle of coke that they would often eat. It should have been a fairly astonishing action, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Magical Baboon searched for a can of coke that they would sometimes smash. It would be a fairly curious undertaking, to many, but not to the Baboon, who considered that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a can of coke is the thing to opt for.

Their Magical Baboon owned a sword that they would often rub on his belly. It might be a peculiar suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a sword of all things.