The Scary Baboon

The Scary Baboon always kept a mug that they would worship. It might be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a mug was the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Baboon carried a pen that they would smash. It might be a peculiar approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a pen being the item opted for.

The Scary Baboon had a sack of potatoes that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.

The Scary Baboon desperately craved for a pen to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual idea, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who thought it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a pen was the item that was selected.

The Scary Baboon had a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes eat. This is certainly an exciting idea, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was chosen.

The Scary Baboon always had with them a painting of a melon that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a strange approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.