Lonely Baboon

Lonely Baboon found a wig that they would often put down their trousers. It would have been an extraordinary proposal, to me, but not to the Baboon, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a wig would be the chosen thing.

Lonely Baboon always carried a CD player that they would sit and look at. It would be a fairly weird exercise, to many, but not to the Baboon, who feels it was entertaining. Honestly, a CD player being the item opted for.

Lonely Baboon desperately needed a piece of paper that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems a fairly unusual thing to do, to most, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.

Lonely Baboon looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a fairly bizarre idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to select.

Lonely Baboon had a porno magazine that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me, but not to the Baboon, who expected that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.

Lonely Baboon desperately looked for a cup that they sometimes embrace. One might find this to be a curious exercise, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a cup would be the item chosen.