The Stupid Baboon

The Stupid Baboon desperately searched for a pint of cider to cuddle. It should be a fairly bizarre proposal, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

The Stupid Baboon searched for a cup that they sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who expected it was amazing. Remarkably, a cup is the item to choose.

The Stupid Baboon carried a painting of a melon that they would often put on his head. It was a fairly surprising action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Baboon desperately wanted a condom that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a surprising exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a condom of all things.

The Stupid Baboon always kept a piece of paper that they would occasionally put on his head. It would be a fairly surprising undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who thought it was epic. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Baboon wanted a spade to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a curious suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a spade being the item opted for.