A Troubled Baboon

A Troubled Baboon owned a teapot that they would share. It should be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to many, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a teapot would be the item chosen.

A Troubled Baboon desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would often experiment on. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary operation, to some, but not to the Baboon, who felt it would be stunning. A bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

A Troubled Baboon often carried a vibrator that they would often experiment on. It is an original idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a vibrator being the chosen item.

A Troubled Baboon searched for a little monkey to cuddle. This might appear to be a curious suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a little monkey was the chosen thing.

A Troubled Baboon needed a hat that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly surprising thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who felt that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a hat being the thing opted for.

A Troubled Baboon always had with them a sponge to put up their bum. It would have been a different proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a sponge was the thing that was selected.