A Careful Baboon

A Careful Baboon desperately needed a stapler that they sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was entertaining. A stapler of all things.

A Careful Baboon desperately needed a pen that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pen was the thing that was selected.

A Careful Baboon looked for a sword that they would occasionally annihilate This seems a new proposal, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a sword being the item selected.

A Careful Baboon craved for a vibrator that they would often share. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising activity, to most, but not to the Baboon, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a vibrator is the item to select.

A Careful Baboon looked for a cup that they would often sit and look at. It would have been a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who thinks it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a cup being the chosen item.

A Careful Baboon craved for a pint of beer that they would often smash. This seems a new idea, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who feels that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the item selected.