The Lonely Baboon

The Lonely Baboon wanted a stretchman that they liked to worship. This seems to be a fairly astonishing activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a stretchman was the chosen thing.

The Lonely Baboon desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would often share. One might say this is a weird idea, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea was epic. Strangely, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.

The Lonely Baboon owned a bag of poop that they would occasionally share. This could be considered a fairly funny idea, to some, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

The Lonely Baboon desperately craved for a bottle of coke to put down their trousers. It would be an astonishing operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who felt it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

The Lonely Baboon desperately needed a toilet brush to smash. It might be a fairly unusual proposal, to some, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a toilet brush is the item to choose.

The Lonely Baboon always kept a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally smash. One might find this to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who considered it would be wonderful. Honestly, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was selected.